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Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

#2612293
326 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today... three women came into mah work and one was wereing a shrt with a rainbow that said... ( We are everywhere ). I had just gotten wat it was referring to and when I greetd them I endd up saying ( Hi gays! ) instead of the standard ( Hi guys ). FML

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170 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... three women came into mah work and one was wereing a shrt with a rainbow that said... ( We are everywhere ). I had just gotten wat it was referring to and when I greetd them I endd up saying ( Hi gays! ) instead of the standard ( Hi guys ). FML

#2494614
170 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

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201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

I graduated from college wit two undergrad degrees in biocem an wildlife biology, wit ig distinction . My mom told me se ad found me a job at a petting zoo . I tougt se was joking . Se ten said sternly "I want grandkids . At least u will meet girls tere." FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

2day while at the bakeshop , looool I got bord waiting in line so I decidd to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by kandi (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba fir doing a "great job". FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I didn't wear ma contacts. Determind to prove to ma friends I didn't ned tem, I read all te signs in sigt. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on ma face, bruising ma ceekbone. Te sign said: "Caution: Watc Your Step." big fat FML

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62 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimd "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter" . It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realizd that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways . Definitely looool explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter . FML

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130 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on mah ankle. As I cross mah legs to look at mah notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

#1018681
155 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died!! I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

#760486
74 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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