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by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Aled / 02/17/2011 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Animals
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
by fail / 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 12:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
by terrible kenny / 01/30/2011 at 4:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Kids
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
by synyster505 / 12/19/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:48am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I… Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took…