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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by justmyluck / 08/26/2011 at 1:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
by Username / 08/21/2011 at 5:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by busybuzzybee / 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Animals
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by talwin / 07/27/2011 at 12:05am / Reserved / Money
by j / 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2011 at 12:26am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
by Username / 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Username / 06/06/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Transportation
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 1:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health