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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
by hot coffee / 07/12/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/10/2012 at 11:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
by BunniesOnAcid / 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Wwiimaniac / 06/25/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by GM38 / 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by ducklover1 / 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Mega_bug / 06/16/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by mystery / 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by aaah. / 05/24/2012 at 1:42am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
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