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elborrino
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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About elborrino : Current Computer Science student, working towards a job in video game software development.
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Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)



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