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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1993 (22 years)
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About ekb777 : Is this the real life,
is this just fantasy..

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Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML


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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML


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