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ekb777
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 634
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ekb777 : Hello, I'm Elizabeth!
My current obsession is the show bones. So if you want to chat with me and I don't reply, it's safe to assume I'm watching the next episode. I have no life :)

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Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20957) - you deserved it (3849)

On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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