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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 May 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80470) - you deserved it (7662)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 11:06am - animals - by random (man) - United States



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