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Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML


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On 10/24/2011 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML


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On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

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