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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7018
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About efettes : Umm well I really don't know what to say... I've been a fan of the site forever and finally got an account :) message me and I will get back to you as soon as I see it :) (which may or may not be a couple days or even a week or two...)

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Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45460) - you deserved it (4108)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML


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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm - animals - by imalosertho (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML


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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I love him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44077) - you deserved it (5248)

On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55713) - you deserved it (20140)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML


Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML


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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML


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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML


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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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