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eezila

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About eezila : hi ! I'm a french girl who come here to improve my english level, so if anyone of you wants to speak a little bit with me and can stand a few mistakes, send me a message ^^

I love rock/ hard rock and old school heavy metal too, I'm addicted to music and love swim. I am a big fan of sons of anarchy and game of thrones. I like supernatural, friends, malcolm, the big bang theory too :) if you want to know more, you know what to do ;-)

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Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47919) - you deserved it (10562) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49710) - you deserved it (5686)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44862) - you deserved it (5332)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:23am - misc - by lifesabitch2016 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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