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edgaropolous
  • Town/Country : Puebla of the Angels, México
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About edgaropolous : I am very anxious, and I hate it!!!!!!

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Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

#52207
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31565) - you deserved it (8034)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by KMKWEEN (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

#50610
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12637) - you deserved it (25147)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by thedullard (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

#45956
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (1748)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

#43502
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63930) - you deserved it (6620)

On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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