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Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML

Today, I went on a date. He stole my credit card. FML

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (5395) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML


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On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML


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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML


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On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States

Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML


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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML


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On 11/29/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by lizzard0416 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML


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On 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by comeuntome (woman) - United States

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML


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On 11/10/2012 at 5:15am - love - by Helen - United States (Arkansas)

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