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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4893
  • Number of comments : 668
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About ebonyirony : childfree and happy
obsessed with Russian Blue cats. mine is Annabel Lee, aka Abe.
Waitress at Dorsia.
I hate modern art.
I go to an art school. I'm a jeweller
I'm Amber Sweet and I'm addicted to the knife.
Skyrim addict. Ask me.
Don't Type Like This Unless It's a Book Title.
XBOXLIVE- itsferalchaos
I don't like when people reply to the first comments to just be on the first page. It's a waste.
I want to be mentioned in profiles!!
People I like on FML(no order)(grows and shrinks)

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64946) - you deserved it (8380)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46007) - you deserved it (5026)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55771) - you deserved it (6086)

On 10/11/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by (-__- ) ( ^.^) (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51448) - you deserved it (3829)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27998) - you deserved it (2751)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:02am - love - by Med (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28782) - you deserved it (4109)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (29663)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (1940)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML


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On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (2266)

On 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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