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ealovan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2654
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ealovan : surreal artist located in des moines. any questions just ask.

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Visits<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 3:15am<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 9:58am<b>slappygecko</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:35pm<b>Zer0theHer0</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:38pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:44pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:56pm<b>erindgentry</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:35am<b>__justin98</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 9:56am<b>a816090</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 10:55am<b>mafdt</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 5:11pm<b>ohmyrosie</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 6:21pm<b>CreatingReality</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:50am<b>constipation</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:42am<b>william16</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:07am<b>rozalyn77</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:13pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Katluv4566</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:31pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:52am

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:44am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:15am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 3:25pm<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 8:08pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:16am<b>epicx22</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:56pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:17pm

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ealovan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

by apparentlyugly / 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

by ShamedJP / 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

by GrLifeusx / 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

by jwz / 02/16/2009 at 10:25am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous