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ealovan
  • Town/Country : where life imitates art
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

#637198
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I agree, your life sucks (59594) - you deserved it (4005)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

#280969
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I agree, your life sucks (8140) - you deserved it (64871)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

#238492
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24482) - you deserved it (51025)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
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I agree, your life sucks (11042) - you deserved it (69801)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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