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Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
by Anonymous / 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
by apparentlyugly / 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML
by ShamedJP / 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML
by xnj319 / 03/12/2009 at 10:29am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
by GrLifeusx / 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by jwz / 02/16/2009 at 10:25am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first… Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!''… Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went…