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ealovan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2046
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ealovan : surreal artist located in des moines. any questions just ask.

ealovan's page activity

Visits<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:44pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:56pm<b>erindgentry</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:35am<b>__justin98</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 9:56am<b>a816090</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 10:55am<b>mafdt</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 5:11pm<b>ohmyrosie</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 6:21pm<b>CreatingReality</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:50am<b>constipation</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:42am<b>william16</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:07am<b>rozalyn77</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:13pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Katluv4566</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:31pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:52am<b>ScrabbleReeses</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:55am<b>domogalcx</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:47am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:14am<b>ameliaruth09</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:55pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:44am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:15am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 3:25pm<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 8:08pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:16am<b>epicx22</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:56pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:17pm

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ealovan's favorite FMLs

Today, I actually uttered the words: "Those are my good sweatpants." FML

#21141634
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (9229)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

#21113897
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43238) - you deserved it (4497)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML

#21071932
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17671) - you deserved it (49359)

On 02/26/2014 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML

#21069947
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49289) - you deserved it (4407)

On 02/23/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by You Are My Sunshine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24794) - you deserved it (42660)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

#21016204
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54747) - you deserved it (6233)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

#21012409
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52389) - you deserved it (12498)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

#20986108
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45470) - you deserved it (2766)

On 12/09/2013 at 7:59am - misc - by someone - United States (Ohio)

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

#20898181
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77361) - you deserved it (4431)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

#20688959
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42558) - you deserved it (4853)

On 05/27/2013 at 8:39am - misc - by docwinters (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46097) - you deserved it (3079)

On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML

#20666985
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46317) - you deserved it (3421)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

#20649270
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78489) - you deserved it (7032)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)



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