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by dieana / 05/16/2014 at 8:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by gerontofuck / 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 2:18am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by You Are My Sunshine / 02/23/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Love
by Sodapop40 / 02/22/2014 at 4:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Lonesome / 01/01/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by someone / 12/09/2013 at 7:59am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by docwinters / 05/27/2013 at 8:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML
by projectfain / 05/22/2013 at 8:28am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Carrie / 05/08/2013 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…