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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1407
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dzhonatan : When choosing between yes or no, I most frequently choose yes.

IG: rickdiculous_00

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dzhonatan's favorite FMLs

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37798) - you deserved it (10144)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32187) - you deserved it (16257)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29175) - you deserved it (4457)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (143693) - you deserved it (8158)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78329) - you deserved it (8163)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18165) - you deserved it (44061)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

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