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dylanger16

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 703
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About dylanger16 : Im awesome.

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Visits<b>maliaxox</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:32am<b>meatpopsicle69</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 3:57am<b>lilpsyco</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:11pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 3:45pm<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:23am<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 2:20pm<b>seetei</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:38pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 6:44pm<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:23pm<b>kutchbabe</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 1:05am<b>fallenkilljoy</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 1:56pm<b>DaRito</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 1:40pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Mogo25067</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:12pm<b>nettrol</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:23am<b>Chiharo</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:41am<b>DaggNabbit</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:19am<b>RainEliseWolf</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:16am

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dylanger16's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

#21412642
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24358) - you deserved it (8395)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

#21369803
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118) - you deserved it (4934)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35241) - you deserved it (5179)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

#21278125
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36483) - you deserved it (3381)

On 10/15/2014 at 12:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

#21276185
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37167) - you deserved it (4157)

On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

#21247445
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38667) - you deserved it (5370)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40987) - you deserved it (135660)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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