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dudeofawe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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dudeofawe's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML

#20900665
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44554) - you deserved it (7372)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm - misc - by noweddingforyou (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40195) - you deserved it (13392)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48353) - you deserved it (4599)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)



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