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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2563
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About duckman9 : I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
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Sex is like poker: If you don't have a partner you better have a really strong hand.
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Internationally Renowned Expert at life-de-suckification
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I'm in love with my bed, we're perfect for each other, but the alarm clock just doesn't seem to want us together. Jealous whore!

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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125648) - you deserved it (17016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125648) - you deserved it (17016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61567) - you deserved it (12988)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61567) - you deserved it (12988)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117330) - you deserved it (13597)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117330) - you deserved it (13597)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
828 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130661) - you deserved it (78546)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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