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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1919
  • Number of comments : 237
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About duckie227 : My life is one big FML

and someday I will be 'confirmed'

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duckie227's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18121) - you deserved it (119666)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36848) - you deserved it (4032)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (44986)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

#19678004
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21828) - you deserved it (3629)

On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (7942)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

#19009363
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (6750)

On 02/06/2012 at 10:32am - misc - by haileypaige123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30809) - you deserved it (4287)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19526) - you deserved it (34189)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43007) - you deserved it (3972)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29357) - you deserved it (3248)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (2948)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

#18696209
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33493) - you deserved it (4530)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:35am - money - by cul8erqtpie20 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

#18492041
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (4731)

On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (22996)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30880) - you deserved it (11742)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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