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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5205
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About drzhottie148 : I live a fucked life on a daily basis.

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Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today , boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex . He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP . FML

#8246402
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20106) - you deserved it (3416)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (23869)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKD ME TO MARRY HIM BY HANDING ME A RING AND TELLING ME, "OKAY WE'RE ENGAGD NOW." I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGHEN WE STARTD DATING, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE ONE NIGHT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE SAID, "OKAY YOUR MAH GIRLFRIEND NOW." FAT FML

#5407615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38239) - you deserved it (15381)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I went on a blind date with a guyho talked about himself in the 3rd person . Seriously . mega FML

#5219515
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46103) - you deserved it (5879)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen an saw a note roomate postd. As I got close to read it I was attackd by a very pissd off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." mega FML

#4977727
84 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady obbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on te 'door open button but te doors closed. I got drty looks from te people in te lift, only ten did I realise I ad frantically tapped te 'door close button instead. FML

#4805621
101 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79029)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7950) - you deserved it (78543)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7950) - you deserved it (78543)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumpd up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remote had dead batteries. FML

#4304989
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54629) - you deserved it (8784)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by some_girl_19 (woman) - United States (Maine)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49630) - you deserved it (7126)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was waaring a skirt, an running towards a closing alavator, making it just in tima. As soon as I ran in, my pad fall out of my undarwaar an onto tha floor. Thara wara 6 othar paopla in tha alavator. I pickad it up bafora I raalizad I had nowhara to puttad it, so I hald it. For 18 floors. fat FML

#4201501
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61272) - you deserved it (9834)

On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)



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