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drunk_in_love

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About drunk_in_love : I'm a hipster. I hate ignorant people.

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Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us 4 our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute trade of abuse 4 "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had 4 a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (5123)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I fell asleep in class.. . And woke up hour later . My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to seehat mah face would be like waking up to a new class .

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (15060)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter fir my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (2365)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29865) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today... I Took My Girlfriend To Meet My Parents. My Dad Thought It'd Be Hilarious To Act Surprised An Ask Me If I'd Already Dumped The Girlfriend I Introduced Him To Yesterday. She Slapped Me An Stormed Out Of The House Before My Dad Could Tell Her It Was A Joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today I got a call from the ICU. Apparently mah boyfriend has been there 4 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even mah parents have been to see him. big fat FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today , I met the perfect guy. He's sweet , funny , charming , a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as mah father , last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of mah dad. FML

#21378117
134 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterdayhile camping , I was given the sex talk , along with visuals creatd with marshmallows and a roasting fork . FML

#21377041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27061) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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