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drshn

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5928
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About drshn : A global person with varied interests. I like to follow politics, movies, lots of TV series, football (not the American one but the real one), etc. Living in the best city in Europe - Berlin. And a decent guy!.

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drshn's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17661) - you deserved it (1455)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML

#21449270
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17092) - you deserved it (4832)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:34pm - intimacy - by RuasaLove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17506) - you deserved it (1154)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

#21449052
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15768) - you deserved it (1031)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by roselysunset (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

#21448834
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20542) - you deserved it (1265)

On 07/28/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by smellslikeahangover - United States (California)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23402) - you deserved it (2877)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

#21448527
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21055) - you deserved it (1871)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23822) - you deserved it (1906)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (4608)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26535) - you deserved it (4603)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25971) - you deserved it (2719)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you deserved it (9019)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24441) - you deserved it (2459)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)



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