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droid1126
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1778
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About droid1126 : Hey! I'm just your average guy, trying to make it through life one step at a time. Although it can be tough at times, I always find a way to pull through, like all people should!

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droid1126's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

#21447671
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18807) - you deserved it (1413)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:47pm - health - by GreatParenting (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

#21447294
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (2256)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

#21447183
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (2069)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

#21446622
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25661) - you deserved it (1765)

On 07/24/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by jb100 - United States (Missouri)

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

#21446242
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (3666)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister was complaining about her acne, almost to the point of tears. Trying to make her feel better, I mentioned that my acne is worse. She replied, "But you don't care what you look like!" FML

#21446028
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (1992)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:10pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

#21445713
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9362) - you deserved it (32841)

On 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by sucked_in - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27333) - you deserved it (1818)

On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML

#21444844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24252) - you deserved it (1682)

On 07/21/2015 at 2:05am - work - by actionboy116 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

#21443152
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (1695)

On 07/17/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML

#21442988
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (1682)

On 07/17/2015 at 10:59am - work - by yeah - United States (Oregon)

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21644) - you deserved it (2263)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24920) - you deserved it (1757)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

#21435425
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)



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