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by arrrrggggghhhh / 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by ch / 03/04/2009 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
by noway6000 / 03/03/2009 at 11:49am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
by xo_lezz / 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
by justanaccount / 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm / Spain (Madrid) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
by Fenny / 02/27/2009 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
by lifesucks4me / 02/23/2009 at 7:51am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
- Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke"… Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said "It's not the… Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back,…