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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1977
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About drkate25 : I'm less unique than I want to be and more than I think I am.

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drkate25's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

#209503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72244) - you deserved it (4592)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by arrrrggggghhhh (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

#203751
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38961) - you deserved it (85998)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:40am - money - by ch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

#194892
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8557) - you deserved it (89750)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182008) - you deserved it (14676)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1210972) - you deserved it (127356)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103303) - you deserved it (11405)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13490) - you deserved it (70839)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (152390) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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