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drkate25

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2226
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About drkate25 : I'm less unique than I want to be and more than I think I am.

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drkate25's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

#20113138
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22574) - you deserved it (3462)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38201) - you deserved it (5956)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I was disappointed it was negative, as my fiancé and I have been together for four years and have a strong relationship. He danced with happiness when he discovered the test was negative and tried to high-five me. FML

#20094767
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14508) - you deserved it (26011)

On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

#20094225
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30628) - you deserved it (4676)

On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

#20086703
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29129) - you deserved it (6251)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23913) - you deserved it (3906)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (74147)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28638) - you deserved it (6534)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

#20042959
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (2553)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

#20008728
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24492) - you deserved it (2669)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15317) - you deserved it (73247)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95475) - you deserved it (16143)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66781) - you deserved it (3943)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

#4228072
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46014) - you deserved it (32748)

On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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