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About drizzy11 : Hey, I'm Angel. I'm an American guy who grew up in France, so yeah :). I LOVE CARS #AmericanMuscle. I love the Sports Baseball, soccer, and American Football. All such cool Sports. I'm a United States Marine (motor T) If u want to talk just message me on kik @ OfTheTower11
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Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
Friday 3 July 2015