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Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
by auto boogie man / 11/19/2015 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
by Secret Isis supporter / 11/18/2015 at 7:52pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML
by friendless1004 / 11/12/2015 at 11:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by burnbabyburn / 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom / Work
by The horror... / 11/11/2015 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Luton) / Health
Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML
by misfitunfit / 11/10/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm / United States / Work
Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML
by Hipnog / 11/07/2015 at 9:33am / Czech Republic / Miscellaneous
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by GoldenSteve / 11/05/2015 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML
by damaged / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by racello13 / 11/02/2015 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML
by time to buy a gun / 11/01/2015 at 11:22pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Animals
by guessthatsatrickthen / 10/31/2015 at 1:19pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what… Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as…
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I watched pride and prejudice for the first time. I wanted to sit down and enjoy the movie… Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I…