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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23216
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

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dramaelf's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

#2255530
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (11849)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kiki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11425) - you deserved it (53495)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11425) - you deserved it (53495)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

#2169497
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39206) - you deserved it (8367)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:39am - health - by crash (woman) - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

#2169497
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39206) - you deserved it (8367)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:39am - health - by crash (woman) - United States

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

#2150029
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69676) - you deserved it (6202)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

#2110386
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44550) - you deserved it (14211)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

#2071358
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45953) - you deserved it (2803)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33804) - you deserved it (146990)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10564) - you deserved it (39190)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53221) - you deserved it (14840)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58669) - you deserved it (6965)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)



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