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by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
by RavingLunatic / 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by why? / 05/01/2015 at 9:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nerderer / 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML
by lorb101 / 04/29/2015 at 11:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by TJRoy / 04/29/2015 at 2:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML
by Notthatone / 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Drill Drilled / 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous