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by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Afroman720 / 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm / United States / Love
by elovan / 07/25/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
by suspended / 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by fuck / 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Marika / 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by supersmashpika / 07/18/2015 at 2:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by AK-47 / 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
by Nigel / 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm / United States / Intimacy
by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam / 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
by wantmeasandwich / 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML
by matou / 07/09/2015 at 4:41pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Transportation
Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML
by whoops / 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm / Taiwan / Holidays