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Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
by hook me up with some smack, Jack / 08/01/2015 at 2:18am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by single and unbuggered / 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Afroman720 / 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm / United States / Love
by elovan / 07/25/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
by suspended / 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by fuck / 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Marika / 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by supersmashpika / 07/18/2015 at 2:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by AK-47 / 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
by Nigel / 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm / United States / Intimacy
by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam / 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
by wantmeasandwich / 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous