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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
by fire starter / 08/16/2015 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
by bruised / 08/15/2015 at 11:47am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
by stressedmom36 / 08/13/2015 at 7:50pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I'm lying awake at 2 in the morning listening to the police helicopter circle my house yet again. I recently moved near quiet woodland to escape the traffic noise that disturbed my sleep. Quiet woodland where apparently the local criminals play midnight hide-and-seek with the police. FML
by melons / 08/10/2015 at 9:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Lilo4life / 08/06/2015 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
by hook me up with some smack, Jack / 08/01/2015 at 2:18am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by single and unbuggered / 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Afroman720 / 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm / United States / Love
by elovan / 07/25/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
by suspended / 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…