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dramaelf

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19007
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About dramaelf : I am me. That is all.

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (7946)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, my bed fell troug my floor. Wit me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

TODAY, I WENT PAINTBALLING WIT SIBLINGS. ONCE WE WERE DONE, TEY REALISD I ADN'T BEEN SOT AT ALL. TEY CORNERD ME IN TE FOREST AN LIT ME UP. I AVE WELTS ALL OVER LEGS.

#21352130
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26538) - you deserved it (3950)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you deserved it (6549)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ AND I WERE HAVING SEX. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT HE SAID, "I WANT US TO BE COVALENT BONDS". I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WAT HE MEANT, AND HE ACTUALLY STOPPED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. FML

#21346746
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25643) - you deserved it (6814)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got attackad by a monkay. My country isn't avan supposad to hava monkays in it. FML

#21346049
95 comments

Today, I was talking to a grl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." looool What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
106 comments

Today, we had a drug serech at school!! After the serech, we went back inside!! My bag was open, an my lunch was gone!! FML

#21341948
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (2045)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today..!! I Let Out A Monstrous Fart At The Gym!! They Said It Didn't Even Sound Human!! FML

#21341250
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (6087)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today , one of my friends looool postd on Facebook saying if you're eld up at an ATM , putting yur PIN in backwards will alert te cops. I pointd out it's an urban legend , and askd ow it'd work if teir PIN was te same backwards. He drove over and beat te crap out of me. mega FML

#21332664
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34420) - you deserved it (5136)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his grlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him . Turned out they were having really rough sex . FML

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I was working out on a orse farm . I slippd and fell on some ice, wacking ead on te metal gate in te process . As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbd te electric fence . FML

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set mah dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (4276)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)



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