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Today, I saw my new pet fish completely missing the food at the bottom of his tank and sucking up the little rocks instead. My last dog died from eating rocks. I think I'm doomed to have insanely stupid pets. FML
by StupidPets / 08/23/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
by mrsimintrouble / 07/29/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work
by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals
by benjamin03 / 07/25/2016 at 8:32pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
by ShouldHaveDoneItMyself / 07/05/2016 at 1:04pm / Sudan / Miscellaneous
by Bacon0426 / 07/04/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Holidays
Today, five minutes into a first date with a woman I really wanted to impress, we got on to a very busy train. I was so concerned with making sure that my backpack didn't get caught in the closing doors that I forgot to worry about my head. FML
by dannidoll93 / 06/15/2016 at 7:56am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Work
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the… Today, my driving instructor was over 30 minutes late and when I texted him to ask where he was he… Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me…