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Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7727) - you deserved it (55284)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by SenescentSouthernBoy (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31039) - you deserved it (78597)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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