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Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32998) - you deserved it (3115)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:00am - work - by sfabsits - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32884) - you deserved it (5088)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:14pm - money - by Mad - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45199) - you deserved it (6741)

On 03/28/2011 at 3:10pm - love - by AFGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31753) - you deserved it (2750)

On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25778) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/02/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by e (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42923) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/04/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by tawan - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (4809)

On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44188) - you deserved it (8800)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67744) - you deserved it (5451)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by stupidneighbor (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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