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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3345
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About dragoongirl90 : I love Calvin and Hobbes because I grew up with them. I was the little blonde kid with the red and black horizontal-stripe t-shirt with the stuffed tiger (named Hobbes) and I was always catching weird bugs and I had a huge imagination. Calvin and Hobbes taught me that it's okay to have an imagination. They taught me it's okay to be both really smart and really dumb sometimes. They taught me what true friendship and loyalty was. They taught me how to have a zest for life, to love rainy days inside, and that nothing is so bad it can't get worse. They always cheer me up when I'm sad, and I really, truly love Calvon and Hobbes. I still have the stuffed tiger named Hobbes. I am a Gryffindor to the core. I am a passionate lover and the fiercest fighter you'll ever see. I will defend those I love to the death.

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Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML


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On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 12:30am - misc - by Smeagogole - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (2796)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML


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On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 4:40am - love - by gassygirlfriend - United States (Idaho)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML


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On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

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