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Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44790) - you deserved it (7039)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML

#20156190
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21879) - you deserved it (7502)

On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

#20136326
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30646) - you deserved it (6560)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18228) - you deserved it (27820)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada



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