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dragonfirefairy
  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1361
  • Number of comments : 644
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dragonfirefairy : "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." Hi. I'm Ginny. I'm just your average girl. I love Barbie, Winx Club, Pokemon, Avatar, Legend of Korra, that good stuff. I'm an odd little combination, but that's me. And I like me. Anyways, hit me up if you wanna chat. Taken by the most amazing guy in the world. Just hit five months together.

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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45479) - you deserved it (2981)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

#20164114
109 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 8:37am - love - by SweetStuff88 (man) - United States

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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393 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)



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