Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dractheripper

Offline (the 06/26/2015 at 2:42pm) | Search for a member

dractheripper

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 364
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

dractheripper's page activity

Visits<b>peceout</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:22am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 10:24pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:40pm<b>doit4u</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:24am<b>brniedgrl24</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:46am<b>sheeshadevil</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:47am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:31am<b>ziggysmommy201</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:13pm<b>SyLord</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:35am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:48pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:52pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:42am<b>bab3ruthl3ss</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 10:20am<b>Rozza17</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:53am<b>Araj_Hs</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:02am<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:52am<b>cokeman666</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:30am<b>KillSwitch96</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 12:05pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:24am

dractheripper's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of dractheripper's badges

dractheripper's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (2525)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31833) - you deserved it (2693)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

#21402962
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27269) - you deserved it (2199)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14197) - you deserved it (29064)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

#21402730
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27848) - you deserved it (2253)

On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33925) - you deserved it (3647)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25925) - you deserved it (22669)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

#21398482
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36682) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

#21397889
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32952) - you deserved it (2847)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (5237)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

#21397382
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (2536)

On 04/21/2015 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34163) - you deserved it (2825)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: