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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (60255)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42403) - you deserved it (5077)

On 08/21/2013 at 10:08am - misc - by shut_up (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML

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On 08/21/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by verydepressed - Russian Federation (Tomsk)

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)



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