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  • Town/Country : your moms pants, PUSSY
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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15446) - you deserved it (43164) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41048) - you deserved it (3818)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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