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Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, mah brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it . I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway . It wouldn't open . Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run . My brother's a cretin . FML

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On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, it was my frst day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is nothat I had in mindhen I applied to work at a retrement home. FML

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On 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm - work - by x_o (man) - Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron)

Today, hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witnes her kick the mutilated bodie of her two babie out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now sister refuse to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peieng on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out an call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower!! FML

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On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

today I ad an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of te 40 items, tey also found out tat I'm allergic to te latex gloves my doctor appened to be wereing. Now my entire looool back is covered in a ras tat will last at least anoter week. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 12:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I bumpd into mah parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5...000 miles away... in a different country from looool them. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I tried explaining to mah mom how liking her own posts on Facebook wasn't very cool. I later logged in to see she'd added all mah friends and posted naked baby pictures of me, captioning them, "Now I don't have to lyk mah own posts." FML

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy!! I walked all the way to his house just to see him!! Then he made me hide behind a bush till his grlfriend left!! FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was having an affair with a grl from mah work. She scratched mah back while we were doing it and I didn't want mah wife to find out so I threw myself down the stars at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. real FML

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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)



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