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domclark94

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domclark94

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About domclark94 : I'm a college student and I love football. criminal justice major.

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MY FATHER WAS PLAYING WITH SON AND HIS TOY ANIMALS. HE PICKED ONE UP AND SAID... ( WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF AFRICAN HORSE? ) IT WAS A ZEBRA. FAT FML

Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML

#21279866
92 comments

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On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

yesterday I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. mega FML

#21270236
34 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I AVE SUC SEVERE ADD TAT I CAN'T FOCUS WITOUT MA MEDICATION. WEN I TAKE TE MEDICATION, I CAN ONLY FOCUS ON ONE TING, BUT NOT NECESSARILY TE TING I NEED TO BE FOCUSING ON. I AVE A CEM TEST SOON, AND I'VE BEEN VACUUMING MA ROOM FIR TE PAST 4 OURS. FML

#21265203
142 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take mah mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of mah mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
51 comments

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On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slippd on the wet floor an my basket an my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walkd over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me an laughd. FML

#21229760
104 comments

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On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had to take mah cat to the vet!! On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto mah chest, and howl in mah face as I tried to drive down the highway!! I ended up with stitches and still got charged fir missing mah cat's appointment!! FML

#21216576
70 comments

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On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

ME AND THE GUY I WAS DATING RAN INTO MAH SISTER AT THE MALL. HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER AND MUMBLD , "GREAT , I CHOSE THE UGLY ONE" UNDER HIS BREATH. FML

#21137666
122 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

#21131182
131 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

today I fartd so loudly I not only woke myself up, but ma usband as well. He mistook ma gas for someone trying to break in and insistd on cecking teole ouse. I was too embarrassd to tell im te trut. FML

#21125262
98 comments

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On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah girlfriend informd me that during the night, I shot up in bd and whimperd terefully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decidd to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. mega FML

#21124489
67 comments

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On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML

#21114169
77 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

2day After A Dental Appointment, My Lips Were Numb . On The Bus On My Way Back Home, The Cutest Grl Smild At Me . In Attempt To Smile Back, I Forgot My Lips Were Numb An Endd Up Spitting My Chewing Gum At Her . I Had To Switch Buses . FML

#21112602
74 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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