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Today, ma girlfriend and I got to te stage in our relationsip were se tink its okay to cange er tampon wilst I brus ma teet. FML

#19786918
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (5722)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters period are all one week after the other . I am living in hell almost every single day . fat FML

#19786572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (4203)

On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
166 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
133 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today I was taxting my girlfriand and askad har fir a pictura axpacting somathing provocativa . Sha sant ma a pictura of har holding a positiva pragnancy tast . Wa had sax onca . FML

#19758301
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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML

#19754220
184 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML

#19753089
175 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.

#19743887
193 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out tat my new girlfriend breastfeeds er dolls. FML

#19730259
282 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of cat , Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past , he has eventually gotten himself out , but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

#19684579
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17725) - you deserved it (2791)

On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)



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