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Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML
Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML
Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.
Today , apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of cat , Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past , he has eventually gotten himself out , but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML
Friday 27 March 2015