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  • Town/Country : Cadillac,MI, USA
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Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everything which turns me off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44872) - you deserved it (4919)

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