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About dodgekid : The name's Austin imma good ole country boy from Ohio, I love to hunt fish and get dirty. I plan on becoming a marine when I'm older. I play the great Native American sport called lacrosse, I am on varsity. If u wanna talk my kik is oorah_Marines or just message me

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