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About dizzaymizlizzay : Hey all! I'm a bookish type of person with a quirky personality. Although I should focus more on my masters program in psychology, I'm addicted to bad tv and books. TV: True Blood, Elementary, Castle, Dracula, Game of Thrones, The Mentalist, Family Guy, Perception, Fringe, Sleepy Hollow, and The Vampire Diaries. Movies: some drama, a little romance, and a bit of comedy. I'm all over the place! I love grammar nazis and smart men :)

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