About diving : I've been sky diving, rocky mountain climbing, scuba diving but I haven't ridden a bull. Message me if you want to know more. I've also zip lined, raced sled dogs, skied, surfed and flown a plane.
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by greenblue90 / 06/14/2010 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/02/2010 at 10:40am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Eagle / 01/26/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by ow / 01/17/2010 at 12:25am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
by homewrecker / 11/08/2009 at 10:39am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 3:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
by onehundredpercenteffed / 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 11:21am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 10:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
by allocomrade / 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML
by quadropheniac / 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my new husband and I embarked on our honeymoon together that has been months in the planning… Today, I started my first day working the drive thru at Taco Bell. My very first customer, a lady,… Today, I found out im allergic to the medicine I use for nausea the side effect is throwing up, FML