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  • Number of visits : 3633
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About div01 : Look! I make clever comments AND I'm kinda good looking. By the ways... I don't reaaally feel sorry about anyone. I just like making sarcastic and/or smartass comments about your life. ^_^

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div01's favorite FMLs

Today, I got an email from a Scholarship Program reminding me that they had rejected me 3 months ago. Thanks for reminding me I might not make it to college. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48395) - you deserved it (3378)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:02pm - money - by nsJ (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my bank card was skimmed (copied electronically) and my account was totally cleaned out. I had only just got paid and don't get paid again for 4 weeks. The bank says it will take 21 days minimum to resolve. They offered me a credit card with a huge interest rate to help me get by. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53356) - you deserved it (2571)

On 06/02/2009 at 9:33pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


I agree, your life sucks (86391) - you deserved it (26449)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

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